BTR
2 Girls, 1 Wallet
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- Sep 25, 2007
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I fucked up. I was cleaning my saltwater tank after the Rams game and decided to do some rearranging. Like an idiot I pulled a zoanthid encrusted rock out of the water and one of them squirted me right in the eye. About midnight I woke up in severe pain and my eye was swollen shut. Went to ER and got both eyes flushed. Nothing more they could do so they referred me to an ophthalmologist the next day. Palytoxin poisoning. Fucking layers of my eyeball separated from the toxin. Steroid eye drops prescribed. Fast forward 3 days and the colored part of my eye turns white. Go to different ophthalmologist who looks at it for all of 30 seconds and says go to Loma Linda NOW. In the middle of the night I got a cornea transplant. Cornea was completely melted, eye was at risk of collapse and removal. So far so good. Inner pressure is good. Transplant looks good. Apparently I got into a fight coming out of anesthesia. Took 5 people to pin me down. That would explain why my shoulder hurts.