Butt wipe question

[ONE-A-DAY]

At a friends house for the super bowl and I noticed they had a bidet at in their guest bathroom. My question is after you sit down and hose everything off how do you dry off?

Toilet paper won’t work that makes a mess when wet. Do you use the hand towels hanging up? Air dry?

 

[RitcheyRch]

@GRADS to the white courtesy phone.

 

[HST4ME]

Grads would just lick his asshole dry.

 

[Go-Fly]

Grads would just lick his asshole dry.

or clean.

 

[MeCasa16]

Typically you use a towel. It’s when you go to a place and they have a community towel for everyone to use that grosses me the f@ck out.


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[Icky]

Did they have wet wipes? I've always wondered this as well

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

So you are saying you used the bidet?

 

[Old Texan]

At a friends house for the super bowl and I noticed they had a bidet at in their guest bathroom. My question is after you sit down and hose everything off how do you dry off?

Toilet paper won’t work that makes a mess when wet. Do you use the hand towels hanging up? Air dry?

If he has a hot wife, request a demo........

 

[redone76]

Fire up RDP and let your ass drip dry

 

[Carlson-jet]

Obviously the 49'r towels.

 

[gqchris]

Papertowels work great. We keep a roll by the crapper. Or sit on RDP a while longer and airdry.

I have the toilet seat washdown. But RD has the deluxe model I beleive with air dry.

I hate traveling now because toilet paper sucks and hard to go back!

 

[monkeyswrench]

...see if there's a hair dryer under the sink, problem solved

 

[River Runnin]

With one of them things! ... Have the Maid or Butler wipe that shit! Geeze!

 

[Universal Elements]

You could buy one of these and carry it in your wife’s purse

 

[Joe mama]

Had buddy tell me he used a customers restroom and no toilet paper in sight. He went through all the cabinets and ended up using cotton balls. Lmao. He said he looked like Peter cotton tail when he left.

 

[SOCALCRICKETT]

When in doubt use a sock!

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[River Runnin]

You could buy one of these and carry it in your wife’s purse

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Probably shouldn't have posted that! Grads will be all twitterpated looking for that vibrating cock ring!

 

[Mandelon]

 

[Mandelon]

 

[NicPaus]

The Toto Washlet I recently put in has blow dry feature. Headed there today I will take some pics. Its brand new nobody used it yet.

 

[Ziggy]

Best thing since sliced bread.
Pat dry with TP.
.

Everyplace we stayed in Bali and Australia had them.

 

[jones performance]

When in doubt use a sock!

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standard footwear in havasu is flip flops...

 

[Outdrive1]

I can’t imagine taking a crap without at minimum having wet wipes. The concept of smearing crap around your ass with dry paper is disgusting at this point. How we survived pre wet wipe is beyond me.


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[liquid addiction]

I was trying to figure out what a "BID-ET" was.

 

[Groper]

Best thing since sliced bread.
Pat dry with TP.
.

Everyplace we stayed in Bali and Australia had them.

We have had these http://www.biffy.com/ for over 15yrs now and are life changers I even run one of these in the MOHO without issues, simply cleanse the area and pat dry then go out and enjoy your day
Haters gonia hate but chics dig them trust me I'm that friend.

NOTE:If you do decide to make a purchase you can bundle and save also it's a good idea to have a spare backup in case you have a mechanical failure, thanks and have a great day.

 

[calkid]

I can definitely see the advantage to these things. It's usually like getting peanut butter out of shag carpet.
Might be time to try something new.

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

I can’t imagine taking a crap without at minimum having wet wipes. The concept of smearing crap around your ass with dry paper is disgusting at this point. How we survived pre wet wipe is beyond me.


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Definitely a game changer, try putting them in the microwave first or get the wipe warmers for infants, its magical.

 

[YumaRivernaut]

We have Biobidet's in every bathroom. At first, over ten years ago, I balked at the notion but now, anything less is barbaric. It sucks having to go back to using my hand to drag across the stinky with T paper when I'm out and about or at work. Much more hygienic to wash it, pat dry with a bit of TP and be done with it.
Would absolutely never go back to the stone age. My girl loves it too.
Bidets rock!

 

[Ziggy]

We have had these http://www.biffy.com/ for over 15yrs now and are life changers I even run one of these in the MOHO without issues, simply cleanse the area and pat dry then go out and enjoy your day
Haters gonia hate but chics dig them trust me I'm that friend.

NOTE:If you do decide to make a purchase you can bundle and save also it's a good idea to have a spare backup in case you have a mechanical failure, thanks and have a great day.

We've had them in our houses for years too. Sprayer type, sorta like a kitchen sink sprayer.
Have a travel version we take on trips...fricken awesome. Hotel TP suxs.

 

[Kachina26]

So you are saying you used the bidet?

Yeah, he was stuck on it when he posted after realizing he had no exit plan.

 

[monkeyswrench]

I guess having grown up on jobsites, with shit saunas, and actual camping with backpacks, I am rather accustomed to my barbaric ways

Besides, when will California ban them for water use

 

[ElAzul]

I'd rather keep my manhood in place and risk my boxers looking like the burnout box at a drag strip

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

So you are saying you used the bidet?

I did not, I tried to get a deuce going to try it out but couldnt make it happen, hence this post to learn more on the process.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

I did not, I tried to get a deuce going to try it out but couldnt make it happen, hence this post to learn more on the process.

Good plan.

 

[NicPaus]

This one needs to be programmed still. You can set seat temperature, dryer air, water temperature and a lot more features. It's a middle of the road quality for Washlet. Not sure if it has the charcoal filter (fart filter feature). Biggest issue will be a power supply needed behind toilet. They have 10" and 12" rough in.

 

[RCDave]

The thought of using someone elses back passage car wash is kinda gross. At home yes. Anywhere else ewwwwww.

 

[NicPaus]

I installed 1 that had self cleaning sanitize feature. You walk by it and it would go into clean mode. I still wouldn't use it after someone else.

 

[Ziggy]

I'd rather keep my manhood in place and risk my boxers looking like the burnout box at a drag strip
.
sigline:RDP is kind of like 2 dry fingers in the butt...at first it can be a little uncomfortable but if you relax and go with it there are good times to be had...

Kind of an oxymoron considering what your sigline has to say

 

[ElAzul]

Kind of an oxymoron considering what your sigline has to say

Touche'

 

[DRYHEAT]

Don’t forget to oscillate.

 

[RiverDave]

At a friends house for the super bowl and I noticed they had a bidet at in their guest bathroom. My question is after you sit down and hose everything off how do you dry off?

Toilet paper won’t work that makes a mess when wet. Do you use the hand towels hanging up? Air dry?

Walt you need to get yourself as ass master 2000 (bidet). It is a complete game changer.

To answer your question mine has an air dryer that you can use if you want. Typically I use the TP.. there isn’t enough water hanging around to make it soak through it’s just kinda damp..

honestly though the ass master (toto) is the best thing we have ever bought and I dread using other facilities anymore

 

[buck35]

Walt you need to get yourself as ass master 2000 (bidet). It is a complete game changer.

To answer your question mine has an air dryer that you can use if you want. Typically I use the TP.. there isn’t enough water hanging around to make it soak through it’s just kinda damp..

honestly though the ass master (toto) is the best thing we have ever bought and I dread using other facilities anymore

Well yeah after the china buffet debacle.

 

[RiverDave]

Well yeah after the china buffet debacle.

That required a shower and disinfectants.. little past bidet capabilities

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Walt you need to get yourself as ass master 2000 (bidet). It is a complete game changer.

To answer your question mine has an air dryer that you can use if you want. Typically I use the TP.. there isn’t enough water hanging around to make it soak through it’s just kinda damp..

honestly though the ass master (toto) is the best thing we have ever bought and I dread using other facilities anymore

Is it really called the Ass Master?

 

[Carlson-jet]

Is it really called the Ass Master?

Ass Master 2000..

 

[RiverDave]

Is it really called the Ass Master?

lol no, that’s what I call it.


For my personal throne I have an ADA height toto, and then the toto bidet attachment. Heated seat, heated water, dryer, multiple sprays oscillation, etc.. it does it all and it’s absolutely the best thing on earth.

I know two other members that have the same one and love it. One member calls his Lucy. Other I’m not sure, mine I call the ass master 2k

 

[RiverDave]

I believe this is the attachment

https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2034-...ocphy=9030350&hvtargid=pla-274573338601&psc=1

And this is the toilet. I’m taller though so I like the ada height. Other toilets feel like their for midgets to me. Lol

https://www.build.com/toto-ms854114...YIb_rntM7vtsqZvl37AaAiKEEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds


Toto is the absolute best toilet on the market. Might as well throw your plunger away because this thjng could flush a Christmas tree and it wouldn’t matter.

 

[NicPaus]

That's the base model. I have the Toto book at home. The one I posted was $1204 otd with toilet. Was over $700 for Washlet itself. There is a Toto store in Torrance. Get a part number and supply house will give me a price. That toilet and Washlet was $2000 at Toto store.

 

[RiverDave]

That's the base model. I have the Toto book at home. The one I posted was $1204 otd with toilet. Was over $700 for Washlet itself. There is a Toto store in Torrance. Get a part number and supply house will give me a price. That toilet and Washlet was $2000 at Toto store.

Other than maybe the carbon filter I can’t imagine what an upper model would do that mine doesn’t? Mine has low / led / high on heat.. maybe more precision adjustments?
Either way I love it!

 

[NicPaus]

Other than maybe the carbon filter I can’t imagine what an upper model would do that mine doesn’t? Mine has low / led / high on heat.. maybe more precision adjustments?
Either way I love it!

I will check out my brochure when I get home. I put this same one in the kids bathroom on another remodel. I got the pimp one for the master. It had auto seat function and auto clean that this one does not. That house the parents would not come visit from Japan until they had 1 installed. House I am at now we remodeled bathroom while they were on vacation to Japan upon returning they added it. I asked like 4 times while we had it gutted to the studs as it needs power. Luckily it's a raised foundation and was not to hard to add.