Runnin Wild
Country Boy
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- Dec 21, 2007
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>> Bottle of Merlot
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>> A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
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>> So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' ..and indicated the sender
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>> with a nod of his head.
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>> She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who
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>> was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman
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>> The note read:
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>> For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants '
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>> After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
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>> him to deliver it to the lady.
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>> It read:
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>> 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in
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>> my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million
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>> dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches.
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>> Just send the bottle back.' :hotdevil
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>> A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
>>
>> So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' ..and indicated the sender
>>
>> with a nod of his head.
>>
>> She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who
>>
>> was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman
>>
>> The note read:
>>
>> For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants '
>>
>> After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
>>
>> him to deliver it to the lady.
>>
>> It read:
>>
>> 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in
>>
>> my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million
>>
>> dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches.
>>
>> Just send the bottle back.' :hotdevil
