4th of July rdp Opportunity lol.

[RiverDave]

So during Memorial Day a thread was posted about some of the hot chick pics going on during memorial and there wasn’t many on here.

Well that kinda pissed me off and I am a bit of a problem solver soooo..

I know this guy out of Vegas named Neil. Well Neil is the kinda guy that parties and doesn’t give a shit who knows it. Lol

Incidentally he is the one that brought the “I showed my tits at Desert Storm” hats that were incredibly popular (and earned) all weekend long.

Being Im married with 3 kids, I’m not sure I’m the right guy to be going and doing some of this shit anymore.

However Neil is completely “game on” and currently producing “rdp” - pasties and “I showed my tits to rdp” hats and...

Well you get the idea. Lol. Originally the plan was to send him out for titty shots and do a password protected forum with them. After some thoughts on that and legalities etc.. I have come to the conclusion pastie shots would be more preferable. That said the other pics etc, wel we can play that loop and video st parties in the garage or something I dunno.

Now to the opportunity.. I need someone to take one for the team here and haul (what I’m quite sure will be) drunk ass Neil and a couple hot chicks around in a boat. The boat will be temporarily branded “rdp”. And I’ll make it worth someone’s while!

Basically we are looking for a young single guy that won’t end up divorced in this scenario.. or perhaps a guy my age that isn’t happy in his marriage and wouldn’t mind a bunch of boobs in his face all day. Or hell if you are a young swinger couple that is of that variety (no judging here!). Then this might be for you!

Preferably a boat that can carry some ass and has a decent stereo. (Decent by my standards)

I can all but guarantee you that this person will get laid if they should so choose too.

All booze / fuel / etc will be taken care of.

If all else fails I’m gonna hire a USCG captain and send his ass in my Hallett.

 

[Xtrmwakeboarder]

RD=The new Girls Gone Wild guy.... awesome

 

[4Waters]

How about a gay guy, asking for a friend.




Ok, ok it's @GRADS, he said he would do it.

 

[RiverDave]

RD=The new Girls Gone Wild guy.... awesome

Neil can be that guy. Lol. I am just gonna up the ante a little here. .

 

[Kel]

Neil can be that guy. Lol. I am just gonna up the ante a little here. .

You should ask chucky

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[Singleton]

You just requested a captain license to do this.

 

[Socalx09]

If you have to hire a USCG captain to do this after posting that, I’m worried about mankind!

 

[riverroyal]

Did i type in the wrong website address?

 

[hav19]

This is too Funny we saw RD standing on the corner in front of the new offices, phone in hand on our way to dinner tonight, he was turned around but in the same spot on our way home from La Vita Dolce, my better half asked what do you think RD is doing, I said IDK, we get home and see this thread. Turns out he was writing book to start this thread!!

 

[Singleton]

If you have to hire a USCG captain to do this after posting that, I’m worried about mankind!

Paying someone anything (cash or via a trade) to haul people around and potentially sell mech equals a commercial activity. That equals USCG captain.

 

[DLow]

Apparently there is a new RDPPD.

Who knew?

 

[RiverDave]

You just requested a captain license to do this.

I just requested a friend take a friend out in a boat and I’ll cover gas.

 

[RiverDave]

This is too Funny we saw RD standing on the corner in front of the new offices, phone in hand on our way to dinner tonight, he was turned around but in the same spot on our way home from La Vita Dolce, my better half asked what do you think RD is doing, I said IDK, we get home and see this thread. Turns out he was writing book to start this thread!!

I’m down here having a beer with Thane and Miranda and Stacy Lol

 

[RiverDave]

You just requested a captain license to do this.

Paying someone anything (cash or via a trade) to haul people around and potentially sell mech equals a commercial activity. That equals USCG captain.

Fixed

 

[RiverDave]

I’m down here having a beer with Thane and Miranda and Stacy Lol

 

[Blackmagic94]

Censorship is for nazis

 

[JD D05]

Censorship is for nazis

That's a W

 

[Blackmagic94]

On a second note. Dave you got a lil bit cooler tonight

 

[Heylam]

Sounds like a good job for the old guy that wears the Afro wigs.

 

[RiverDave]

Sounds like a good job for the old guy that wears the Afro wigs.

Not a bad idea! I’ll call him

 

[RiverDave]

Censorship is for nazis

I didn’t Censor anything?

I changed the semantics a bit on my post only.

 

[Blackmagic94]

I didn’t Censor anything?

I changed the semantics a bit

Free the boobies

 

[stephenkatsea]

Paying someone anything (cash or via a trade) to haul people around and potentially sell mech equals a commercial activity. That equals USCG captain.

Exactly. The question is, are you carrying passengers for hire? USCG has deemed that can be in the form of immediate payment or expectation of future monetary gain. USCG ripped apart the Newport Christmas Parade on that technicality. Even started to require USCG Certified and Inspected vessels. Enter Hornblower etc. A real slippery slope. Best to stay ahead of that f'in curve any way you can.

 

[GRADS]

Funny, we were talking about this on the boat today....we came to the conclusion that girls are less likely today to go topless or put on pasties on the boat because of social media. Used to see it a lot more 10-15 years ago.

 

[4Waters]

Free the boobies

Notice the red, white and blue

 

[RiverDave]

Exactly. The question is, are you carrying passengers for hire? USCG has deemed that can be in the form of immediate payment or expectation of future monetary gain. USCG ripped apart the Newport Christmas Parade on that technicality. Even started to require USCG Certified and Inspected vessels. Enter Hornblower etc. A real slippery slope. Best to stay ahead of that f'in curve.

Well.. this could be a long conversation that eventually gets down to when I was a kid and a water skier offering gas money for a tow..

At the end of the day I’m hoping there’s some young guy on the board that wants to go take his boat out and become a legend in one weekend. There’s no real financial gain here.

If there isn’t one, then I’ll grab a legal solution to that and push forward. I’m ok having the old guy website... we got all the money! Which realistically is what advertisers like to see (people that can actually afford their products)

That said I can reach out on social media and get a younger crowd and push forward on that front. Either way we push forward.

 

[RiverDave]

Funny, we were talking about this on the boat today....we came to the conclusion that girls are less likely today to go topless or put on pasties on the boat because of social media. Use to see it s lot more 10-15 years ago.

Partying is still alive and well.. just depends on who and where you are hanging out.

I saw a ton of tittys when Neil came into the after party with those god damn hats. Lol. I was like “dude! This ain’t that kinda gig!” Neil toned it down.. but I gotta admit he left with no hats sooo. He did it when I wasn’t lookin.

Like I said he parties and doesn’t give a shit who knows it. (Even at my gig)

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Funny, we were talking about this on the boat today....we came to the conclusion that girls are less likely today to go topless or put on pasties on the boat because of social media. Used to see it a lot more 10-15 years ago.

Yep.

 

[Bpracing1127]

You can but keep it low key and put the phones down

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

I'm down.....I like boobies....

 

[Kel]

Everyone loves boobies! Everyone should!

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[obnoxious001]

No stereo but I would pull some topless girls skiing!

 

[evantwheeler]

Well, fuck. And here I am trying to sell my boat. I'll be in Idaho for the 4th of July or I would be 1000% down. To top it off, my also single younger brother has his First Mate's license for oil tankers. I think that would take care of all the concerns of legality. This is why I never make plans. Something better always comes up!

 

[Deckin Around]

Odds of RD making his way onto the same said boat for the weekend.... 100%

NOTE: Please post every pasties pic you have in this thread

 

[ElAzul]

I want to meet Neil he sounds fun as shit.

Sidenote/Idea- gallery of RDP pastie pics across the US and International kinda like a where's Waldo. Portion of pastie sales are donated to breast cancer research or something which classes up the idea

 

[HSR]

So during Memorial Day a thread was posted about some of the hot chick pics going on during memorial and there wasn’t many on here.

Well that kinda pissed me off and I am a bit of a problem solver soooo..

I know this guy out of Vegas named Neil. Well Neil is the kinda guy that parties and doesn’t give a shit who knows it. Lol

Incidentally he is the one that brought the “I showed my tits at Desert Storm” hats that were incredibly popular (and earned) all weekend long.

Finally, my chance to shine. I’ll figure out how to be away from my business for this one Dave. My 65’ barge, the SS no shits given, as you dubbed it. Full DJ set up, water slide going, your man whore buddy, etc. I’m not drinking right now, so I’m good with playing d.d.

I’ll bring my wife and a handful of girls and pump them full of liquor. They are better at getting chicks topless or in pasties then I’ve ever been, and I made the OG girls gone wild and a handful of other dvd’s (that’s a good story, remind me to tell you about it sometime). - Ryan

 

[HCP3]

"old guy website..."

Never thought about it like that...

 

[RiverDave]

Finally, my chance to shine. I’ll figure out how to be away from my business for this one Dave. My 65’ barge, the SS no shits given, as you dubbed it. Full DJ set up, water slide going, your man whore buddy, etc. I’m not drinking right now, so I’m good with playing d.d.

I’ll bring my wife and a handful of girls and pump them full of liquor. They are better at getting chicks topless or in pasties then I’ve ever been, and I made the OG girls gone wild and a handful of other dvd’s (that’s a good story, remind me to tell you about it sometime). - Ryan

If your serious Ryan... ???

 

[HCP3]

Finally, my chance to shine. I’ll figure out how to be away from my business for this one Dave. My 65’ barge, the SS no shits given, as you dubbed it. Full DJ set up, water slide going, your man whore buddy, etc. I’m not drinking right now, so I’m good with playing d.d.

I’ll bring my wife and a handful of girls and pump them full of liquor. They are better at getting chicks topless or in pasties then I’ve ever been, and I made the OG girls gone wild and a handful of other dvd’s (that’s a good story, remind me to tell you about it sometime). - Ryan

This has to be a troll...

 

[SumBeach]

No stereo but I would pull some topless girls skiing!

at 70mph she might want to wear a life jacket, better go bottomless

 

[HSR]

If your serious Ryan... ???

ish. I could probably pull off one day. It’s usually my 2nd to 3rd busiest weekend of the year. That said, I like to party.

 

[HSR]

This has to be a troll...

Hahaha. No.

 

[HCP3]

Ryan from GGW... On RDP... Not sure to be happy for you, or not, RD. Do your thing.

Young dudes should be stoked on the opportunity you presented them in the original post, for sure.

 

[monkeyswrench]

Hmm...if I had a nicer setup, I'd be single by the end of that trip...if I were single, I'd probably have a nicer setup...there seems to be some sort of connection here

Damn

 

[obnoxious001]

at 70mph she might want to wear a life jacket, better go bottomless

Nah, just recreational skiing past the bars. Actually might be fun to start from the bar, maybe Sundance, down around the corner past Foxs to Roadrunner and back past Fox's to end at Sundance. Good photo op for someone in another boat to shoot the skier with the bars in the background.

 

[Yellowboat]

I have a $299 sony and room for 4 does that count?

 

[Kachina26]

Hmmm, a chance to make Kachina a popular boat...

 

[Melloyellovector]

If Paul could sell my 210 I could pick up the deck boat. Bumpin system, and fast enough to blow tops right off the unwilling
Is this for actual 4th or weekend before or following the 4th.

Before I couldn’t do, June 29th is when we have our annual 4th party this year

 

[RiverDave]

This has to be a troll...

Lol no I know Ryan very well!

I’m just surprised is all.

I’d do it but my wife would murder me. This is literally me 15 years ago. Lol

 

[RiverDave]

ish. I could probably pull off one day. It’s usually my 2nd to 3rd busiest weekend of the year. That said, I like to party.

You bring the barge I’m with you!