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Told him the next kid that puts him in a head lock to grab a handful of pork and beans and squeeze until they let go of him.

I put him In a class a few years ago. He wasn't feeling it. That may have changed now though. I'll see what he thinks.

So my son just got back from a Moab camping trip with his outdoor education class at school. Got tormented by a few boys for 3 days. Usual kid shit. Stealing his hat, sunglasses, pushing him into the mud, shoving dirt/mud/snow down his coat and pants. He told the teacher and the teacher talked...

50+ mph gusts at my place west of Denver right now. Been howling all night. I'd guess it's probably worse in Wyoming. Usually is. Drive safe..

Wife just got over the vid. Wasn't terrible this time. Only felt real bad for 4 or so days. Tylenol and Nyquil. She locked herself in the bedroom for 7 days. Kids and I came out unscathed.

Couple quarters will fix a 7.3 UVC harness connection. 😁

Crew of 12 year old boys I got the pleasure of herding.

In my county (colorado) the dog catcher will cite you if your dog barks longer than 7-10 minutes straight. They can bark every 30 minutes as long as its not longer than 7-10 minutes. Only takes one person to complain. Used to be they needed 2 neighbors to complain to cite you.

I used to think I was decent at shooting pool. Old man had a pool table in the basement in high school. Played a bunch. Went to a bar in my early 20s and got hustled bad. Dude was shooting switch, left handed. I had no idea. The he switched to right handed. Smoked me bad and took all my money...

Had a client do what they called a prohibition bar. Small 4' tall door in some cabinets that went into a decent sized bar that was only 6' tall. No pictures because it was all completed after Certificate of Occupancy. I'd say half the large custom new construction homes I've worked on over the...

Ha. I resisted the urge. For now..

18-23 I worked for a company hourly. Tons of overtime and side jobs on the weekends. Decided I would try to do it on my own so I could have more spare time. Nope. While I did have some freedom, if jobs came up or we were behind schedule i was the one putting in the extra work to get things...

I don't know much about the Chevrolets but the gap between the pitman arm and steering gear on my Ford is about half that size. As long as it has some lock.tight on it and is torqued to spec it should be fine. The nuts on that heim joint definitely looks wrong to me. No clue on the steering...

24? That's OJ concentrate.

Small pebble under the valve cap works great.

Some I use at work. Caulk and paint make what a carpenter ain't. Only taste I have is in my mouth. Are you Australian? Because your always on walk about. Your tits hurt from milking it all day. My tits hurt from from you milking me all day. You get enough of that gravy train with biscuit wheels?

About ready to divorce my wife over this crap. She insisted my 11 year old twins get the jab last year against my wishes. They have some underlying health issues. Of course they still got the vid. Now she wants them to get boosted. Im fuming over it.

That's what he said but I wasn't sticking around to find out.

Camped with a dude 1x that thought it was funny to toss bullets in the fire.