WELCOME TO RIVER DAVES PLACE

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Birthday
Jul 1, 1975 (Age: 49)
Occupation
Professional Dumbass

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"Everything about the river is Coors Light" - RIP John "Outnumbered" Caplinger :beer

"I prefer the old fashion handshake.. if you don’t have tits I don’t know why we are hugging.." - RiverDave.

"..it reminds of the time I had a threesome with two lesbians.. No matter where I put them, they didn't like it" - RiverDave.

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