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BajaMike

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Britney Spears, recent pics, not looking so good.....


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(From the "Daily Mail" newpaper in London)

Britney Spears has served up a fresh reminder her perfectly perky pop star veneer is history.
The troubled star revealed her bulky cellulite-riddled legs as she stepped out in hot pink cut-off shorts for an outing in LA yesterday.


She reportedly visited a liposuction specialist last year in an effort to banish the dreaded dimples on her thighs, but yesterday it was startling obvious it had little effect.

Britney, who was joined by her mother Lynne, also unwisely abandoned her bra for the day, despite clearly needing the support.



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Meanwhile, the 26-year-old has been ordered to pay ex-husband Kevin Federline $US375,000 to cover his legal fees in their ongoing child-custody dispute.


Federline's lead attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan was asking for nearly a half-million dollars.


Commissioner Scott Gordon issued the order Monday in response to arguments presented last week.


Britney's attorney Stacy Phillips argues that Kaplan was overbilling and that Federline can pay his own legal bills, but Gordon says that the star's actions led to a great majority of the litigation and delays in the case.


Federline has full custody of the two little boys Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, 17 months.


Britney spent time with the children over the weekend, under the watchful eye of her father.


The singer was also seen meeting film star Mel Gibson for dinner at the Romanov restaurant in Studio City, Los Angeles on Saturday.



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Can you say "had the world on a string" and by 26 turned into the mess she is, the whole family is bonkers and true trailer trash!!:beer NSF
 

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As much as I want to feel sorry for her, I can't.....she had everything and Fukked it up....dumb ass is all I can say:hmm:point
 

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What's the old saying......"you can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl".......

:D
 

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As much as I want to feel sorry for her, I can't.....she had everything and Fukked it up....dumb ass is all I can say:hmm:point

I don't see it that way...
She is acting no different than alot of us have, she is just being watched 24/7 so any little slip up is magnafied and blow way out of porportion by the dumb ass news media....
She is having a ruff spot in her life, we have all been there
 

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Chunky legs...........I would not hit it.......you might have to touch the j:smackheadello.
 

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Chunky legs...........I would not hit it.......you might have to touch the j:smackheadello.


And those saggy tits.......for a 26 year old......:confused:


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I know 40 year old cougers looking way better then her...:hmm
 

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She is so fukked up I bet she would be a blast in the sack. :D
 

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If her legs look like that her ass most likely has major hail damage too....
No Thanks, PASS:skull
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And she ain't nothing like us Kilr, she's got a ton-o-money yet our wives look way better.
 

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Cottage Cheese anyone :lmao

What's the old saying......"you can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl".......

:D

I believe it's Trash in lieu of Girl ;)
 

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slam it till she quiffes(sp) :skull
 

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Mel, will set her on the straight and narrow.;)
 

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Fat cottage cheese legs and saggy tits. No thanks. What a shame. She looks like shit.
 

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I don't see it that way...
She is acting no different than alot of us have, she is just being watched 24/7 so any little slip up is magnafied and blow way out of porportion by the dumb ass news media....
She is having a ruff spot in her life, we have all been there


no kidding
It's hard for people to keep their shit together for their entier life. I'm glad no one follows me around 24/7 like that. They might get a pic of my belly when I'm rolling out the trash cans!
 

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That poor girl can't go out of her front door in a gated community, with a seperate gated estate without some dirtbag trying to take her picture.

Fockers even take pictures of the damn closed gate.
 

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she's got a ton-o-money yet our wives look way better.

Tom Lykis says it best . "It doesn't matter how I look , I have MONEY , POWER , and FAME . "

Even if she was 200 lbs , men would still line up right behind me to bang her on principle alone . I really dont think anyones wife here has that kind of pull . :hmm
 

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dr drew should do a "spin-off" of his "celebrity-rehab" show and have a individual rehab show, called = "britney rehab" .... like "no one" would watch this train wreck .... it'd be brilliant :cool:
 

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And to think she can't spend money fast enough.
How much longer do you think until her people file BK ?

I'm F'ing Hot...:point
 

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I guess thats why her newest music video was animated.;)
 

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If her legs look like that her ass most likely has major hail damage too....
No Thanks, PASS:skull
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And she ain't nothing like us Kilr, she's got a ton-o-money yet our wives look way better.

It does not matter how much money she has, A broken heart is a broken heart and no amount of money in the world can fix that
 

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It does not matter how much money she has, A broken heart is a broken heart and no amount of money in the world can fix that

Now look who's gettin all softy and sh!t :D
 

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Now look who's gettin all softy and sh!t :D

Hey don't ever put the word soft and me together, Women might get the wrong idea!!!!!!!!
Nice pic by the way of you driving into Eliminator in MRS.KILRTOYS convert vette...
did you talk to your partner about his dads unridden Hraley that is for sale
 

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Britt looks like crap right now.. I'd still hit it. Give her 8 weeks with a personal trainer and she'll be looking as good as she ever has. People really should leave the chick alone for a while and give her a chance to workout her issues.
 
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